featured on (techweet.com)
We thought we would cram everything into one article here to talk about the Apple iPad, the iPad 2, the new commercial ad featuring iOS 4.2 features and we decided to add iPad 2 and BB PlayBook going head-to-head with its release dates.
Lets talk about the new iPad commercial ad that we found via 9to5Mac, it covers all the new iOS 4.2 (4.2.1) features, the new video is titled “iPad is Amazing” and it shows you Pages Printing, AirPlay and MultiTasking.
What we would love to know is why Apple left out the folders in the video; it showed a few apps and not much else we did not know already. Please do watch the video below provided by YouTube.
The next question we would love to ask you is “Would you buy the current Apple iPad or will you wait for the new iPad 2 that is releasing next year?” please do scroll down to the comments area below and let us know what you would choose.
Now we found something very interesting indeed via T3, which covers the new iPad 2 and the BB PlayBook going head-to-head. Apparently the two new devices will launch at around about the same time, it seems that if sources are correct that the BlackBerry PlayBook and the Apple iPad 2 will arrive within days of each other sometime in April or May of 2011.
Why you ponder on the above information please do let us know what you think, will you wait for the iPad 2 or buy the current iPad? Do you think Apple and RIM will release its new tablets at near enough the same timeframe? What features would you like to see on the new iPad 2?
Wednesday 1 December 2010
Apple Unveil New Girlfriend App. For Iphone
nullApple have today unveiled the new 'Girlfriend App." for the iPhone, claiming that it is "a huge leap forward in our bid to control the minds of every human being on Earth." In a conscious bid to move away from apps. that allow people to have fake lightsabre fights, make fake toast and pretend to eat it, drink imaginary pints of beer and fire imaginary shotguns, the app. will actually have a degree of involvement in real life, and is available for immediate download. It is, however, aimed specifically at the female market, or more specifically women who are currently in a steady (or unsteady) relationship with a man.
When the app. has been purchased and downloaded onto the iPhone it prompts the owner to nominate a name and number from the contacts list as their boyfriend. When this number has been selected the app. sets about three immediate tasks. Firstly, it hacks into the facebook and email accounts of the boyfriend, stealing his passwords so that the girlfriend can innocently monitor and twist innocuous correspondence with other females, and continue to do so on a half hourly basis. Secondly, the app. sets the boyfriends mobile phone background as a picture of the girlfriend. The picture is chosen by the girlfriend so as to pick out one that flatters her and doesn't show off her double chin. The third act carried out by the app., once the 'Intrusion Stage' is complete, is to automatically send a text to the boyfriend asking "What are you thinking? xxx" Regardless of anything else that happens, this text will be sent at half hour intervals from this point on until the relationship ends.
null
Other aspects of the app. include an inbox monitor. If no text from the boyfriend's number is received at least every hour the app. automatically sends him a text saying "We need to talk..." If no reply to this text is received within five minutes, a follow text of "I can't believe you're doing this to me you fuck!" is then sent out. Then, heaven forbid, a reply is still not forthcoming inside of a further two minutes, the app. simply wipes the boyfriend's phone of all contact numbers, saved messages and photos. The sim card is also melted and the relationship is over.
A loving boyfriend would not allow to this happen, naturally, and in happier times the app. will automatically send the boyfriend a text a month before the girlfriend's birthday saying "You don't have to get me much this year" followed by a web link to www.linksoflondon.com. No reply to this text is necessary.
And finally, if the boyfriend happens to send the girlfriend a text with no kisses on the end, the app. will immediately send a reply saying "Why didn't you put any kisses on that text? Are you cheating on me?" If no response is received inside of five minutes then text after text of foul and abusive language and phone call after phone will bombard the boyfriend, until he can explain that it was just an accident.
So, ladies, if you want to step up the intensity of your love and prove just how domineering or distrustful you really are, then there is an app. for that. There's an app. for everything.
When the app. has been purchased and downloaded onto the iPhone it prompts the owner to nominate a name and number from the contacts list as their boyfriend. When this number has been selected the app. sets about three immediate tasks. Firstly, it hacks into the facebook and email accounts of the boyfriend, stealing his passwords so that the girlfriend can innocently monitor and twist innocuous correspondence with other females, and continue to do so on a half hourly basis. Secondly, the app. sets the boyfriends mobile phone background as a picture of the girlfriend. The picture is chosen by the girlfriend so as to pick out one that flatters her and doesn't show off her double chin. The third act carried out by the app., once the 'Intrusion Stage' is complete, is to automatically send a text to the boyfriend asking "What are you thinking? xxx" Regardless of anything else that happens, this text will be sent at half hour intervals from this point on until the relationship ends.
null
Other aspects of the app. include an inbox monitor. If no text from the boyfriend's number is received at least every hour the app. automatically sends him a text saying "We need to talk..." If no reply to this text is received within five minutes, a follow text of "I can't believe you're doing this to me you fuck!" is then sent out. Then, heaven forbid, a reply is still not forthcoming inside of a further two minutes, the app. simply wipes the boyfriend's phone of all contact numbers, saved messages and photos. The sim card is also melted and the relationship is over.
A loving boyfriend would not allow to this happen, naturally, and in happier times the app. will automatically send the boyfriend a text a month before the girlfriend's birthday saying "You don't have to get me much this year" followed by a web link to www.linksoflondon.com. No reply to this text is necessary.
And finally, if the boyfriend happens to send the girlfriend a text with no kisses on the end, the app. will immediately send a reply saying "Why didn't you put any kisses on that text? Are you cheating on me?" If no response is received inside of five minutes then text after text of foul and abusive language and phone call after phone will bombard the boyfriend, until he can explain that it was just an accident.
So, ladies, if you want to step up the intensity of your love and prove just how domineering or distrustful you really are, then there is an app. for that. There's an app. for everything.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)